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frejskamavor:

on a scale of fake pockets to nachos how good is your idea

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egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

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condorn:

yeah ur secrets safe with me
I wasn’t listening in the first place

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daisycraze:

if i was famous i would just knock on peoples doors and be like hello yes its me

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sluttyoliveoil:

haha if youre bored you could kiss me idk just sayin

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tommogranate:

me taking tests in school

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whorville:

I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored

did someone say something

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tyleroakley:

poorprovincialtown:

editingatwork:

musical-treasures:

So a boyband walked onto the Britain’s Got Talent stage and everyone thought they were going to sing One Direction or something typical…and then they sung Stars from Les Miserables.

This is the best thing ever. Just listen to those harmonies <3

Simon’s face says “I like it against my will.”

IT’S EVERYTHING I EVER DREAMED

YES TO MORE ACTUAL TALENT IN SINGING COMPETITIONS.

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2spooky4boo:

Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans

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jonasbrothers:

cokeflow:

Shrek came out 13 years ago

I didn’t know shrek was gay

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